Thread:Lumage/@comment-22439-20160129023250/@comment-26959328-20160212213138

Well now, what have we here? Another rube fallen victim to my scheme!

Yes, you did not mishear me, friend. I intentionally embarked upon this endeavour. This endeavour being such; I assumed the disposition of a nitwit - a simpleton, if you will - so that I could play upon you my devious jape without fear of reprisal! I masterfully ensnared you in my web of falsehoods, and just when you felt the most secure, I sprung my trap! For you see...

I was not a dunderpate after all!

Oh, you look like quite the blockhead on this particular occasion! Not only were you enraged by my shift maneuver, you thought it to be genuine! But you see, here is the beauty of it: my clever disguise allows me to strike again and again! Many more men like yourself will be made fools of before the night is out, let me assure you.

But there is no shame in it, my friend. For you are not the first, nor will you be the last, to fall prey to the shenanigans of...

THE TRICKSY BANTERMAN!